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Chinese President Reassures West with Calm, Soothing Wisdom

In a heartfelt message delivered across all networks and platforms containing any Chinese technology – that being, every mobile device, every television, and every computer and tablet –  Chinese President Xi Jinping tried to help make us all feel a little bit better about the COVID-19 virus. The General Secretary’s message surprised many with the… Read More Chinese President Reassures West with Calm, Soothing Wisdom

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Kung-Flu Fighting

China Insulted U.S. Isn’t Properly Appreciative of Their Creating and Spreading of COVID-19, Saving The Earth from Climate Change A high-level Chinese Communist Party official – who for reasons of anonymity we’ll refer to as Mr. Hu – has confirmed that China is angling for its scientists to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for their… Read More Kung-Flu Fighting

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