In a heartfelt message delivered across all networks and platforms containing any Chinese technology – that being, every mobile device, every television, and every computer and tablet – Chinese President Xi Jinping tried to help make us all feel a little bit better about the COVID-19 virus. The General Secretary’s message surprised many with the… Read More Chinese President Reassures West with Calm, Soothing Wisdom
A satirical site that wishes to remain nameless – and blameless – is seriously contemplating using images of revealingly dressed people, some possibly in suggestive positions, in an attempt to confuse the unsuspecting into visiting the site and thereby unintentionally yet fortuitously finding themselves availed of the Internet’s best premiere real fake news site. Some… Read More Premiere Real Fake News Site Contemplates Using Sex to Boost Traffic
In an act of supreme respect for others 27-year old Lyle Karson has taken an extreme vow of silence. After seeing a litany of his favourite writers, actors, musicians, and race car drivers lose their careers and livelihoods with a single misthought phrase or word uttered aloud, the conscientious young man realized that we must… Read More Man Takes Vow of Silence So As To Not Offend Anyone
