Premiere Real Fake News Site Contemplates Using Sex to Boost Traffic

A satirical site that wishes to remain nameless – and blameless – is seriously contemplating using images of revealingly dressed people, some possibly in suggestive positions, in an attempt to confuse the unsuspecting into visiting the site and thereby unintentionally yet fortuitously finding themselves availed of the Internet’s best premiere real fake news site.

Bikini

Some staff have dared voice objection to the use of nearly X-rated images as unbecoming of a serious real fake news site while others are on the fence. One staff member opposed the move to post sexy photos unless he could personally take the photographs. Others were on board until they learned they would not be the subjects of the photos.

Photo Credit - Angela George
Jennifer Aniston

In an attempt to educate recalcitrant staff, we pointed out that, for example, although everybody can agree we should all marvel at how great Jennifer Aniston still looks in a bikini, a photo series comprehensively documenting a 20-year retrospective would really be the best editorial decision, to fully explore the topic, and create the most interest.

[Be sure to add tags to article for Jennifer Aniston – Ed.]

Finally, it has been suggested that rather than debasing the site with photos of celebrities in bikinis, and similar, the site should instead have a large kitten and puppy section. This staff member generously volunteered to provide pictures of her own recently acquired kitten in amusing outfits, yawning, sleeping, and similar wholesome fare.

Kitten

We’re undecided.